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Market Demotivational Poster


MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution


TAGS: marketing business
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:01 pm
Something similar happened with my windshield. I suspect conspiracy.


CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm
BINGO!


MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...


TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.54/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
NICE!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


UNEMPLOYMENT -




FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...


TAGS: flea market montgomery mini mall mawl eyes eye
Rating: 1.46/5

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13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am
Oh god this made me lol


operation market garden -




LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.


TAGS: jobs children marketing
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:42 pm
Space.....where did you think those teeny weeny people came from? Glad to see yo....your avatar gracing the place...again teehee.
spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:25 pm
HA! This must be the sequel to their "fun with procreation" set. ;)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 3:07 pm
Mine were anything I could torture my little brother with...teehee! Thanks for the comment Ugs.
ughomer - February 20, 2013, 2:40 pm
Tinker Toys were my Mom's fav's while my Old Man preferred Lincoln Logs!


OPENING NIGHT -


TAGS: marketing 101
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:47 pm
Genius.


CHANGE - Not always a good thing


TAGS: obama wall street stock market economy change
Rating: 2.24/5

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Dylan - July 26, 2009, 12:02 am
LOL he forgot the top of the graph. Also notice how it's BEFORE he got sworn in.
firefly - June 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
Are anti-obama idiots that stupid????????
know_it_all - June 11, 2009, 1:48 pm
the stock market
Paranoia - June 6, 2009, 11:38 pm
What is that graph supposed to represent?


THIS LITTLE PIGGIE - WILL BRB.




CIVILITY -


TAGS: marketplace of ideas
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
sorry, "Entered into the minds of..."
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
It isn't treason, but it certainly IS disrespectful, which I doubt entered into the (probably) self-proclaimed "patriots" who pull crap like this. It's the FLAG, it's MOT a T-Shirt, decal, bandanna, bikini bottom, or any of that other Crap.
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:21 am
Since when is turning the flag into a golf shirt NOT treason? Is there a Constitutional Amendment I don't know about? Honestly people, I rely on you for input.
LogicDude - September 27, 2009, 12:06 am
Oh man I LOVE that game!
bOB cHIN - September 27, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh Chriss, I voted for Ross, under the delusion that a millionaire bussinessman could lead the nation. Little did I know, the USA isn't a business, it's a monopoly!
agdaniele - September 26, 2009, 11:49 pm
One person mentions Ross Perot, and I bet their argument ends in ***ioca pudding dreams.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 11:48 pm
Title to that: OLD FRIENDS
Sean - September 26, 2009, 11:47 pm
"I gave YOU the clap back in '67??? No! You gave ME the clap ... back in '67."
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:44 pm
Err... crunterpoint
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:44 pm
Point taken at counterpoint, (Jeez I gotta slow down on the juice, I typed ****erpoint, before I caught it)
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:36 pm
I don't get yer point about Greenpeace, bOB. They roughed up some Inuit? When? But my point exactly about the finger pointing.
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:28 pm
Greenpeace...Better living through Non-violence...unless we have to go upside those Harp Seal killing Eskimos heads! Nice poster Sean, however, pointing is still considered gauche at this range.
me - September 26, 2009, 7:28 pm
the aclu does NOT love this country, and you can judge thus by their continuing actions.
mallen - September 26, 2009, 6:50 pm
Punch her in the face!!!!


ACCOUNTABILITY -




NO CALL LISTS - who needs 'em


TAGS: greeny telemarketer callhating
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:03 am
My dad-in-law answer5, and then uses an air horn.
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
>XD
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm
Oh what fun it is
Greeny - July 11, 2012, 7:03 pm
lol - thanks for the new ammo


FREE STUFF - In the digital age, if it's free, You're not the customer You're the product


TAGS: direct marketing data mining freebies
Rating: 4.46/5

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ughomer - November 5, 2012, 10:45 am
How TRUE - 5L.


FOR EVERY TASTE -




unsung hero -


TAGS: telemarketers terrorists
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 26, 2016, 11:08 am
sputter, sputter, put down spilled coffee----BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I WISH!!!! Sick, twisted, I LUV IT! ^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 25, 2016, 4:01 pm
Outstanding!! XD


GOOD MARKETING -


TAGS: marketing legs up bacon
Rating: 4.83/5

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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 6:32 am
ROR!!! 5 Poodles
jameswnash - August 20, 2010, 8:10 pm
Priceless, 5 prosthetic legs to you and a fav for me!
crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
Fave'd
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:50 pm
Face, you kill me on a regular basis, but this is superb. 5'd and faved.
Airman - August 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
LOL


JUST....ONE MORE VERSION?... -


TAGS: steve jobs greed marketsaturation
Rating: 3.6/5

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MPsniper - October 10, 2011, 4:34 pm
he had a LIVER transplant.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
joke is, he made so many iphones, but never got surgery to fight the cancer
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:26 am
Ack, dies = died
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:25 am
He dies from pancreatic cancer. What's the joke?
caveman - October 10, 2011, 9:14 am
That's cruel, sadistic and plain old mean..... I like it 5L


discrimination -




GOOD MARKETING - It makes even crap sellable


TAGS: marketing crap plushies
Rating: 2.23/5

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Hypercat-Z - July 20, 2009, 8:04 pm
http://www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 4:10 pm
My my where the hell did you find this lovely.... Product.


TALIBAN FLEA MARKET... -


TAGS: taliban fleamarket mortar
Rating: 2.7/5

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Kman - November 30, 2010, 8:05 am
the headline is awesome but the text under it sucks


THE STOCK MARKET - A casino for lazy people


TAGS: casino for lazy people stock market
Rating: 2.36/5

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GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 5:31 pm
you got a 3 out of 4 chance
mmmBingSoo - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
the mod who approved this must be a smart one eh


Warrantless Wiretaps -




take a picture, it'll last longer -


TAGS: sales electronics marketing prices to hell with it all
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 28, 2013, 11:11 am
I remember my first 250G external hard drive (bought to use as backup storage) costing $180 then a year later, the same thing was selling for $99 :-P


So... -


TAGS: charities direct marketing fundraising
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - November 24, 2013, 6:30 pm

Not true, I no longer keep a Kosher house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2013, 11:16 pm
He says he loves beef, but he'll only spring for beef substitute.
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
I so love a verbal battle of the titans. Yer turn Moooooooooooooooooou. Oh, wait, rerun just found the smidgeon of copper in his dime shred, doubt he’ll be back for a while.
rerun - November 23, 2013, 8:56 pm

I still love you, but bite me beef boy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2013, 8:37 pm
I know there's a joke here about Rerun being Jewish and shredding a dime.....someone help me put it together. I won't sleep until I have closure on this issue.
TheSanityInspector - November 23, 2013, 2:43 pm
Ouch!
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:49 am

I shred all my "junk" mail. I received a letter like this, didn't realize there was a coin in it. Needless to say, that dime cost me $149.99 for a ruined shredder
Silverheart - November 22, 2013, 6:10 pm

Nice! Think of the un***ped potential of all the nickels... all the coins, for that matter, currently in the world.


Market Crashed -




LABORATORY ANIMALS -




PRECIOUS METALS QUOTES -




The humiliation of Mr t boone pickens -




QUANDARY -


TAGS: this little timmy went to market this little timmy stayed home
Rating: 4.12/5

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Cubbybear - April 3, 2010, 9:40 pm
I'm starting to like this guy....very funny
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Beautiful. 5
forseti - April 3, 2010, 12:10 pm
mmhhh... not sure if i get it right. is it only a play on words? or a dis to whining people? anyway, i stumble across the wine...*g*


WORKED FOR ME -


TAGS: marketing ad tactics
Rating: 3.82/5

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 11:52 am
I like the subtle ones.


THE ONE PERCENT SPEAK UP -




UNDERLYING CAUSE -




SPACEBALLS, THE COMB -


TAGS: spaceball comb marketing useless dum
Rating: 3.11/5

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DavidLister - March 9, 2011, 9:12 pm
"We ain't found ****!"


BORING, OREGON -


TAGS: tourism marketing vacation boring
Rating: 3/5

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Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 5:58 pm
Meh, no real wow factor Icon. Not bad but not a 5.


MARKETING - Now, This Is How It's Done




AL FRANKEN -


TAGS: begging will work for earmarket charity
Rating: 2.55/5


IN MY EYES - It actually improved that cheap PRE-FAB HOUSE. Next time go with LANG STONE BRO!!




PRODUCT BRANDING -


TAGS: important marketing investors negative image
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 6:38 pm
Gary O, lovin your show! I hope you laughed and pee-cola'd your pants! Where I live, if you listen, you'll hear banjos playing!
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 10:10 am
Izzat a dis, Mizzdizz? If so, it’s a purty good one
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 6:42 am
and in Hindi (India) pee means 'drink' or 'to drink' (verb form).
mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 3:19 am
That has the appropriate redneck visual response to the mass consumption of the aforementioned product complete with spelling of name and bonus points for distance and accuracy and number of hogs summoned by call?
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 12:02 am
I can just see the commerical; from mountian top to mountain top in the Agumatsa Range……hollerin’ ‘PEEEEE-C-O-O-O-O-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-A’
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 11:36 pm
They need a poster boy - Bear Grylls ?


Salesmanship -


TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.75/5

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Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L


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